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pete and mary were walking home from the pub, mary says i need a p1ss and goes behind a bush and drops her knickers. feeling horny pete puts his hand through the bush and feel something dangling between marys legs, he says “have you changed sex!?”
mary replies “no, ive changed my mind, im having a sh1t!”thought it was funny at the time but a joke ceases to be as funny after you type it out:))
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It had to happen- one of the paralympians has been tested positive for a performance enhancing substance.
apparently he tested positive for WD-40.
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Two prostitutes standing on a bridge. one says to the other, “have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?”
the other one replies “no but ive been swung round by my tits”
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