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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me…. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started”.
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”.
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster”.Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box and then turns to her and says,
“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster”. He held her hand and said, “Second, I’d advise you to relax. Let’s have a cup of coffee, then”……. he sighed and said, “Third… lets put all these Cornflakes back in the box”.LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!
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