Pedro calls in to work and says,
“Hey boss, I cannot come to work today, I’m really sick. I got a headache, a stomach ache, and my legs hurt.I am not coming to work.”
The boss says,
“You know Pedro, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that.”
Two hours later Pedro calls again:
“Boss, I did what you said and I feel great. I’ll be at work soon. You got a nice house!”[]
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