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  • February 12, 2008 at 1:46 pm #13110
    Scouser
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    this divorce settlement caper….

    I reckon she hasn’t got a leg to stand on!

    If she wins she can have a shin dig or a knee up!

    I suppose she’ll get legless if she win’s?

    It could cost Macca an arm and a prosthetic!

    now its your turn…[:D]

    February 12, 2008 at 8:20 pm #54779
    TT07
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    Paul McCartney overheard someone say that Heather was totally unbalanced. He said to them that a beer mat under the left foot usually helped!

    February 15, 2008 at 5:42 pm #54780
    Digger
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    If she looses she`ll feel STUMPED and KNEELESS to say out of SOCKET!

    February 21, 2008 at 7:08 pm #54781
    prezzo
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    She got asked to do a marathon but woodn’t
    Then to do a 1/2 marathon and still woodn’t
    Then asked to do a famous pop star and then she wood

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