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From the Sound of Music……sang to the tune of Maria
She climbs a tree and scrapes her knee
Her leathers have got a tear
She speeds on her way to Mass
And whistles on the stair
And underneath her balaclava
She has ciggies in her hair
I even heard her singing in the abbeyShe’s always late for chapel
But her penitence is real
She’s always late for everything
Except for every meal
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Gixer’s not an asset to the abbeyI’d like to say a word in her behalf
Gixer makes me laughHow do you solve a problem like Gixer?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Gixer?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!Many a thing you know you’d like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sandOh, how do you solve a problem like Gixer?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?When I’m with her I’m confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as weather
She’s as flighty as a feather
She’s a darling! She’s a demon! She’s a lamb!She’d outpester any pest
Drive a hornet from its nest
She could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
She is gentle! She is wild!
She’s a riddle! She’s a child!
She’s a headache! She’s an angel!
She’s a girl!How do you solve a problem like Gixer?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Gixer?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!Many a thing you know you’d like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sandOh, how do you solve a problem like Gixer?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?Be seen and be Safe!
Outpester any pest??[:0]
Um……unsure whether to be flattered or give you a slapping at the next meet…..[:o)][:0][
]LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!
“And underneath her balaclava
She has ciggies in her hair “Thats quite a picture you’re painting there Scouser !
Keep it lit
Slapping it is then……[}
]LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!
I think you have a secret admirer Gixer, serenading you, and writing songs about you Lol!
I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website
Climb every super moto
Forge every Honda Stream
Follow the Scorpion end can
Until you reach your super dreamKeep wearing the Nuns gear Gix, or are they knickers on your head?
Thumper!! You guys are on VERY thin ice!
You coming out to play on Sunday????[}
][}][}]LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!
I’m gonna get a neck warmer…….[
]LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!
ha ha ha pmsl….. nice once Scouser, what a poet and I must say you don`t look a bit like Pam Ayres!!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
Forgive me Sister Gix for I have sinned,I broke the speed limit today and I should repent,how many hail Mary`s should I say….
Take it easy out there
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