Ferrari Pit Stop especially for Scouser!

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Ferrari Announcement:

The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit-Crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari’s decision to take advantage of the British Government’s “Work For the Dole” Scheme, hiring unemployed youths from Liverpool.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds. This is despite the lack of proper equipment, and compares favourably with Ferrari’s existing crew, who can only do it in 8 seconds. This is considered to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management. Most races are won and lost in the pits, and Ferrari should expect to have an advantage over every other team.
Ferrari expectations have in fact been easily exceeded. During the Crew’s first practice session, not only were the scousers able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed and rebadged
the car, and sold it to the McLaren Team for the price of four dozen cans of Stella and a gram of Charlie .

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Eh, eh, don’t start (said in a high pitched voice with a fake curly wig and bushy moustache).

Any Irish Brummie jokes will not, in fairness, be moderated over the next 48 hours…..

[Scouser]

[]A……A……Calm down you woolybacks! Got rid of the muzzy (moustache) about 18mths ago! Still shell suits in Liverpool, was there las weekend; now live in Leicester. The latest craze now is for young girls / teenagers walking around in pyjamas during the day!

Live long and prosper, look over you shoulder before pulling out!

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