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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail…BUT a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “Damn…that was fun!”
Donut – I mean DONATE!
“What the F**K was that?”
Mayor of Hiroshima, August 1945.
Donate – Or Imperial Data will have you sorted!“Blessed is he who finds happiness in his own foolishness. For he will always be happy”
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
And i thought i was better at hide and seek than bin laden
Sadam Hussain
Paul
Talk is cheap
Dont forget to Donate !!!
“Those who risk nothing, do nothing, achieve nothing, become nothing.” – David Jefferies 1972 – 2003 R.I.P.
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of one proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.
Their insight may surprise you. While reading these, keep in mind that these are first graders … 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!
1. Don’t change horses…………………. until they stop running.
2. Strike while the ……………………… bug is close.
3. It’s always darkest before……. Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of……. termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but…….. how
6. Don’t bite the hand that ………………. looks dirty
7. No news……………………………. impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a……………….. Mr.
9. You can’t teach an old dog new….. math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you’ll……. stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust …………… me.
12. The pen is mightier than the ……….. pigs
13. An idle mind is ………… the best way to relax.
14. Where there’s smoke there’s …… pollution
15. Happy the bride who …………….. gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is ………….. not much.
17. Two’s company, three’s ……………. the Musketeers.
18. Don’t put off till tomorrow what…. …… you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and …… you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as……….. Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not…………. spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don’t succeed……………… get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you……….. see in the picture on the box
24. When the blind lead the blind…… get out of the way.
And the WINNER and last one!
25. Better late than…… pregnant.
Donut – I mean DONATE!
A long lost friend once said “Life is what you make it, so get out and shake it !”. I think it was his original. So hello Terry Hunns, wherever you are!
On a more serious note:
“Whether you think you can, or think you can’t, you are probably right.” Henry Ford.
“Hope for the best, expect the best and take what comes!”
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
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