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][][]LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
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Originally posted by speedy claireMen are like ……….
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
You forgot a few……
Men are like weather……..Nothing can be done to change them..
Men are like blenders…….You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
Men are like commercials………You can’t believe a word they say.
Men are like snowstorms……..You never know when they’re coming,
how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.right I’m off before the abuse starts!
[:p]LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
Sometimes loving someone enough means letting them go.
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
“sir you are drunk”
“Madame you are ugly! but in the morning i shall be sober”
Winston Churchill___________________________
Fat bikers bounce better!# Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
# Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
# Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
# I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
# She’s always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
# You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
# I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
# Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
# Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
# Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
# A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.
# Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
# Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
# On the other hand, you have different fingers.
# Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
# There is a village somewhere that is missing it’s idiot.
# The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.this last one is for ALL of us…
# There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness…___________________________
Fat bikers bounce better!one of favs is one got in sig, not a quote but part of a verse, saw it and it struck a chord….
“People say that Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
If you really love me tell me what I want to hear, but those other words are what I fear.
If you really love me, would you stand by my side?
Would you care for me? Be there for me? Be there when I cry?
Don’t tell me you love me when you have someone else on your mind.
Don’t tell me you want me when you have someone else by your side.
I really don’t wanna hear it, because you’ll break my heart.
Don’t try to fix what is broken. Don’t even start.
If you didn’t notice…I’m in love with you.”LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
“Life with men is like a deck of cards…. You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards.”
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
If I didnt know you better.. I’d say you hated men!
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
” The reason god put spaces in between your fingers was so another person’s hands could fill it up.”
“I try to see things from your point of view…but i can’t get my head that far up my ass”
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only dream, but also believe.”
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
As you walked into the room, everything suddenly became clear for all to see due to the sun shining out of your arse!
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
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Originally posted by GSF K1If I didnt know you better.. I’d say you hated men!
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
Not heard that qoute before….
back on threaad though….”well today was a total waste of make up!”
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
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