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Go on then, I’ll start us off
I am Nobody
Nobody is Perfect
Therefore I am Perfect
(Anon)or
Everyone is entitled to my own opinion
(Mrs imperialdata)To save time….assume I know everything[:o)]
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
“Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.”
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.”
I can see my post count going thru the roof with this topic LOL![:o)]
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
“I will not get into a battle of wits with an unarmed man….”
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
“The entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just one other person”
“Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.”
“Who do you turn to when the only person who can stop your crying is the one who made you cry?”
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
“Tis better to appear stupid then to open thy mouth and remove all doubt”enuf for now i think LOL![:o)]
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
“Age is a matter of mind, if you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!”
“A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.”
“Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.”
“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.”
it goes on…….[
]LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
last one for now….
“Love comes to those who still hope even though they’ve been disappointed, to those who still believe even though they’ve been betrayed, to those for whom love still heals, even though they’ve been hurt before.”
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
Wow. If ever I need someone to write a best man’s speech for me I know where I’m going.
Sex quotes:
1. “It’s so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom.”
Joan Rivers2. “If it wasn’t for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I’d have no sex life at all.”
Rodney Dangerfield3. “Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.”
Steve Martin.4. “My girlfiend said to me in bed last night’ ‘you’re a pervert’ I said, ‘that’s a big word for a girl of nine’.”
Emo Philips.5. “When I’m good I’m very, very good but when I’m bad I’m better.”
Mae West.6. “What’s wrong with a little incest? It’s both handy and cheap.”
James Agate7. “I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.”
Elton John.8. “My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects.”
Les Dawson9. “I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
Woody Allen10. “My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn’t have sex quite so often.”
Emo Philips.“Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.”….. Woody Allen
“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.”
“sex without emotion is like a ball… fun but with no point.”
“Love is the answer – but while you’re waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.”….Woody Allen
“Touch your toes, in it goes.”
“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.”……Brendan Francis.
“Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.”
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
I’m not insane……………..it’s everyone else!
I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website
on life….
“Don’t take life seriously because you can’t come out of it alive…”
“The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.”
“Life is a d**k, when it gets hard f**k it”
“My philosophy of life is that I can die at any moment…
the tragedy of my life is that I don’t.”LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
Woman are strange creatures they can bleed constantly for a week and not die.
I would side with the devil rather than surrender.(Meaning the Russians).
Winston Churchill.Why stop in Berlin lets fight the real enemy (Meaning the Russians).
General Patton.Sorry love but i was on my way home and someone bought me another pint.
Never agian !!!!!!
Shit i feel rough must have been somthing i ate.
Paul
Talk is cheap
Dont forget to Donate !!!
This project is so secret even I don’t know what I am doing.
Donate – Or Imperial Data will have you sorted!Men are like roses………. Watch out for the pricks.
Men are like teapots…..hot and steamy and done in three minutes.
Men are like golfers…. It takes them a couple of tries to find the hole.
Men are like sh*t……. They’re all the same with different smells.
Men are like pimples….They pop up unexpectedley and are hard as hell to get rid of
Men are like hardwood floors….Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for a lifetime
Men are like chocolate…… Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like Kleenex….Soft, strong, and of course, disposable.
Men are like cars…..One comes by every 10 minutes.
Men are like an inch of water….. Really shallow and not that deep.
Men are like haemorrhoids….. A huge pain in the ass.
Men are like food….. They look good but you want to get rid of them once they’re on your thighs.
Men are like tits on a bull…… Completely useless.
Men are like pigeons…..When you least expect it, they sh*t on your head.
Men are like pets…. Every girl should own one.
Men are like mascara…. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like bike helmets….Handy in an emergency, but otherwise just look silly.
Men are like government bonds….. They take so long to mature.
Men are like parking spaces….All the good ones are taken.
Men are like photocopiers…. you need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
Men are like lava lamps…. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like bananas…..The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like bank accounts….Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
Men are like high heels….They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
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