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Men have more blood than women. Men have 1.5 gallons for men versus 0.875 gallons for women.
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!….
Deep down inside me there`s a skinny girl trying to come out, but normally I can shut that b*tch up with some chocolate!…..
Excuuuuse me Digger……….But mens Brains are in their shreddies Lol! hehehehehehehe!
I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website
All planets in our solar system, save Earth, are named after an ancient Roman god or goddess
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The image of Father Christmas originated from a Coca Cola advert roundabout 1935.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggie until you can find a big stick!The Thunderbirds pilots; Allen, Virgil, John, Scott and Gordon were named after the 5 of the first American astronauts; Allen Sheppard, Gus Grissom, John Glen, Scott Carpenter and Gordon Cooper
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Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggie until you can find a big stick!I believe you but how do we get Virgil from Gus?
One in every ten people on Earth live on an island. Makes me feel less insular!
There are only 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don’t
He did not like the name Virgil, and as his other name Ivan wasn’t thought appropriate[
] at the time, he went by his nickname Gus.Wendy was not a name before the book Peter Pan was published.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggie until you can find a big stick!the phrase “A Mars a day helps you work rest and play” was penned by Murray Walker (ex F1 commentator)
Donut – I mean DONATE!
.357 calibre Magnum has the same calibre as .38 Calibre weapon.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggie until you can find a big stick!Dogs can lick their own balls and so to can Jean Claude Van Damne! (It’s his party trick apparently, reckon it’s a loada b****cks meself)
Hey, B2b you do martial arts don’t you? LOL!
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Hey, B2b you do martial arts don’t you? LOL!
Only trouble is since beoming a civilian, I can’t shoot anyone and not get told off it anymore. Life… it just ain’t fair.
During the Napoleonic war, a monkey was washed ashore from a French ship and after unsuccessful interrogation, was hung as a spy.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggie until you can find a big stick!That was in Hartlepool and the best way to piss off a Hartlepoolian is to say “who hung the monkey!”
An average pig squeals at a range from 100 to 115 decibels. Just like Diggers exhaust!
An average beaver can cut down two hundred trees a year. that must be why they taste funny!
During pregnancy, the average woman’s uterus expands up to five hundred times its normal size. Same as their gobs then!
Humans shed about 600,000 particles of skin every hour – about 1.5 pounds a year. By 70 years of age, an average person will have lost 105 pounds of skin. Mmm, Ready Brek!
On average women say 7,000 words per day. Men manage just over 2000. That explains 6000+ posts then Gix!
The average duration of sexual intercourse for humans is 2 minutes. Pass the kitchen roll Digger!
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