Doctor’s Humor.

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    Mrs. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell her that
    her husband’s been in a terrible automobile accident. She
    rushes to the hospital, runs into the ER and says her husband’s
    been in an accident. They tell her Dr. Smith is handling the
    case. They page the doctor. He comes out into the waiting room
    to see a terribly upset Mrs. Jones.

    “Mrs. Jones?” the doctor asks.

    “Yes, doctor, what’s happened? How is my husband?”

    The doctor sits next to her and says, “Not good news, I’m
    afraid. Your husband’s accident resulted in two fractures of
    his spine.”

    “Oh my God!” says Mrs. Jones, “What is the prognosis?”

    “Well, Mrs. Jones, the good news is his vital signs are stable.
    However, his spine is inoperable. He’ll have no motor skills
    or capability. This means you will have to feed him.”

    Mrs. Jones begins to sob…

    “And you’ll have to turn him in his bed every two hours to
    prevent pneumonia.”

    Mrs. Jones begins to wail and cry loudly…

    “Then, of course,” the doctor continued, “you’ll have to diaper
    him as he’ll have no control over his bladder and, of course,
    these diapers must be changed at least five times a day.”

    Mrs. Jones begins to shake as she cries, sobs, wails… The
    doctor continues:

    “And you’ll have to clean up his feces on a regular basis, as he’ll have no control over his sphincters. His bowels will engorge whenever and quite often, I’m afraid. Of course, you must clean him immediately to avoid accumulation of the putrid effluent he’ll be emitting regularly.”

    Now Mrs. Jones is convulsing, sobbing uncontrollably and beginning to wither off the bench into a sobbing pitiful mass.

    Just then, Dr. Smith reaches out his hand, pats Mrs. Jones on the shoulder, and says,
    “Hey, I’m just joking around with you. He’s dead.” [:D]

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