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  • #10082
    Gix
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    1.Start at Manchester International Airport.
    2.Catch flight from Manchester to London Heathrow Airport.
    3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
    4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
    5.Start going toward the “Airport Exit” on “International ParkwaySouth” – follow for 0.2 miles.
    6.Bear left onto the highway toward “Terminal East Parking” – follow for 0.3 miles
    7.Bear left onto “International Parkway North” toward “North AirportExit” -follow for 2.9 miles
    8.Take the “Highway 114 west” exit toward “Fort Worth” – follow for29.2miles
    9.Then continue on “US 287 north” – follow for 91.1 miles
    10.”US 287 north” becomes “Interstate-44 east” – follow for 0.7 miles
    11.Take left fork onto “US-287 north” toward “Vernon” – follow for 104.0 miles
    12.”US 287 north” becomes “Avenue F (US-287)” – follow for 2.8 miles
    13.Continue to follow “US 287 north” – follow for 104.9 miles
    14.Take left ramp onto “Interstate 40 west” toward “Dumas” – follow for7.8miles
    15.Take “Exit 70” onto “US 60 east” toward “Dumas” – follow for 0.5 miles
    16.Take the “Buchanan Street” exit toward “Dumas/Pampa” – follow for1.7 miles
    17.Turn right onto “Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)” – follow for 0.1miles
    18.Arrive at the centre of “Amarillo, Texas”

    Now that’s the way to bloody Amarillo!!!!!!!!

    SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW????!!!!!

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!

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    #27047
    Digger
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    nice one gix,I cant believe you took time out to ask someone the directions,were they American by the way.

    Take it easy out there

    #27048
    speedy claire
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    she did a routeplanner

    Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!

    #27049
    Gix
    Participant

    quote:


    Originally posted by speedy claire

    she did a routeplanner

    Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!


    [:0][:0]how dya guess???

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!

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    #27050
    Radar
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    LOL



    Donate – Or Imperial Data will have you sorted!


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