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- March 19, 2005 at 10:07 pm #9791GixParticipant
1975: Long hair
2005: Longing for hair1975: Acid rock
2005: Acid reflux1975: Moving to Cape Town because it’s cool
2005: Moving to Cape Town because it’s warm1975: Trying to look like Liz Taylor
2005: Trying NOT to look like Liz Taylor1975: Seeds and stems
2005: Roughage1975: Going to a new, hip joint
2005: Receiving a new hip joint1975: Rolling Stones
2005: Kidney Stones1975: Passing the drivers’ test
2005: Passing the vision test1975 : Drinking hard liquor
2005 : Hard to drink liquor1975 : Taking drugs that destroy your life
2005 : Taking drugs that prolong your lifeJust in case you weren’t feeling too old today, this will certainly
change things.The people who are starting university in February across the nation
were born in 1987.They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine.
They have always had M-Net or Sky.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They can’t imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. even is.
They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet?
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
March 20, 2005 at 12:39 am #23627rabman6Participant[:p]A love your patter pal.You sound up for a laugh.keep up the good work talk to soon on the chat soon again.In 75 I was 8yrs but still remember the how deprived we were eh!……..NOT!stay safe and ride a mile ahead….
March 20, 2005 at 7:13 pm #23628GSF K1ParticipantAnd… they’ll never have street parties like we had !!
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
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