DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:

[sid]

40-ish…………………………..49.
Adventurous…………………..Slept with everyone.
Athletic………………………….No breasts.
Average looking………………..Moooo.
Beautiful…………………………Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure…………..On medication.
Feminist…………………………Fat.
Free spirit……………………….Junkie.
Friendship first………………….Former slut.
New-Age…………………………Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned…………………..No BJs.
Open-minded…………………..Desperate.
Outgoing…………………………Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional…………………….Bitch.
Voluptuous……………………..Very Fat.
Large frame…………………….Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate……………..Stalker.

life sucks get used to it

[GSXR1000]

So unkind.

[Digger]

So you`ve met my missus then…..

Take it easy out there

[GSXR1000]

You been trawling the lonely hearts columns Sid?

[sid]

no mate just other sites for things to post[]

life sucks get used to it

[katana]

Fiery……………………………high maintenance
Homely…………………………..fat and has extensive cardigan collection
Prefers quiet nights in……………tight
looking for older man……………..takes all major credit cards

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[barmy_carmy]

Er hum! So Sid and Katana you two single then?
Think ya must be Lols! hehehehe!

I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

[sid]

only cos youre married babe

life sucks get used to it

[Author]

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