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I got knocked off my CB125 when I was learning…. a daft pillock pulled out infront of me.. the usual “I didnt see you mate”.. shame of it all was the car I hit.. a brand new E-reg Skoda!!
A few year ago me and my family went to pontins for a couple of days as there was a morris dancing competition going on,so as my wife is a judge we were invited along free of charge.So as the day went on and the beers were flowing nicely,I started to get pretty drunk.By the end of the night we all went back to somebodys chalet…..then it happened,I stripped totally naked running along the varrander and down stairs and all round pontins in southport.It was in late october and preety damn cold as many of our freinds commented on the next day….
Again while is in the RN and again was when I was p*ssed, I got evolved in a bush fight (hitting my equally drunk oppos round the head with the closest bush). The bush just happened to from the OCs garden. Wasn’t long before I felt the heavy hand of the Crushers (RN Police) on me shoulder and I was marched off th cells for the night. I was charged with Criminal Damage, but the skipper of my boat didn’t try the case until we went to back sea, so the shore base couldn’t provide any witnesses. My defence was that while I was looking down at the ground, my glasses fell off. After I bent to pick them up, lost my balance and grabbed on to the nearest thing (the bush) and it came away in me hands. I got off too. I later learnt that the skipper almost p*ssed himself laughing after I was marched out.
Ohh. Pontins in Southport.. now that brings back some memories of drinking plenty, rolling up and smoking (ahem)… and walking (floating), up to the pizza shack for munchies!!!!!
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Originally posted by The Beastadmire your bravery pc, most who come off in the early days chalk an F on it.
I don’t know if it was bravery or stupidity, but what the hell, when u’re young you don’t tend to give a toss do ya!?
I come off the SV twice, but that was nowt, got straight back on and not done it since, you thought I’d av learnt the first time, but no! nevermind [:p][
]I have yet to have the pleasure on the Ninja.. nearly did last weekend on a bend that got decidedly slippy!
Me and my mate opened up the garage he worked in late one night, after drinking heavly, and went through the car wash without a car (in our pants). Those brushes really sting and the under chassis wash is invigorating!!!
Unfortunately we tripped the silent alarm and were apprehended during the drying cycle by the local plod (insert you own “clean getaway” joke here).
Well when the kids were young and we were penniless at Christmas, we decided to go to the New Forest in the middle of nowhere to cut a small xmas tree down, Dave started sawing, we turned round to look behind….to find ourselves in someones back garden[
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Originally posted by katanaMe and my mate opened up the garage he worked in late one night, after drinking heavly, and went through the car wash without a car (in our pants). Those brushes really sting and the under chassis wash is invigorating!!!
Unfortunately we tripped the silent alarm and were apprehended during the drying cycle by the local plod (insert you own “clean getaway” joke here).
And you seem such a quiet and sensible lad![:0]
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