cunning

[Big_Katz]

A housewife take’s a lover during the day while her husband is at work.
But one day her nine-year-old son is hiding in the wardrobe in the bedroom when the wonam’s husband comes home from work early.
So the lover ends up hiding in the wardrope too.
He and the boy begin to talk.

Boy: “it’s dark in here.”
Man: “Yes.”
Boy: “I have a baseball.”
Man: “That’s nice.”
Boy: “Want to buy it?”
Man: “No thank’s.”
Boy: “My dad’s outside.”
Man: “How much?”
Boy:”£200.”

A few week’s later, this happen’s again and the boy manages to sell his baseball glove for £300.
Two days on the father say’s to the boy “grab your glove. let’s go outside and toss the baseball.”
“I sold them,” the boy says.
“How much did you sell them for?” the dad ask’s.
“£500,” the boy replies.
The father says: “It’s terrible to overcharge your friend’s like that. T’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

THey go to church and the dad makes his son sit in the confession box.
The boy says: “It’s dark in here.”
the priest snaps: “Don’t start on that rubbish again!”

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