Chain letter

[imperialdata]

I don’t normally forward them but this one seems like a good scheme, received it today:

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This is such a great scheme I have not sent it to all I know, to allow
you other guys a chance to send it on to another 9 guys. Good luck

At last – A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain
letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win.

Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.

INSTRUCTIONS:

Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don’t forget some
ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your
list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive
823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
0.5 Miss Worlds
2.5 Models
463 Wild nymphos
3,234 Good-looking nympho
20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 Bi-sexual women.

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and
tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your
original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to
you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent
her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the
accusatorial _expression on her face. On the same day, the international
supermodel he’d been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved
out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain
letter).

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has
already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.

This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No
expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only
interest women). No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant
surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate…….send this
letter today to 9 of your best friends.

PS. – Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner;
one of the other women that arrives will know how to use it.

PPS. – This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they
can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake

[Scouser]

Right I’ve done that, just waiting for DHL or JPS now!

Be seen and be Safe!

[barmy_carmy]

PSML! in your dreams!

I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

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