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An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to: The Italian guy, ”You’re in charge of sweeping” The Scotsman, ”You’re in charge of shovelling” The Chinese guy, ”You’re in charge of supplies.” He then says, ”Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a big dent in that pile.” So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and, when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, ”Why didn’t you sweep any of it?” The Italian replies, ”I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a fella that he awasa ina charge ofa supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.” Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, ”And you; I thought I told you to shovel this pile.” The Scotsman replies, ”Aye, ye did, lad; boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th’ Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin’ him either.” The foreman is real angry now, and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells… ”SUPPLIES!!
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
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