A lady walks into a Buell dealership. She browses round, then spots the perfect bike and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine bodywork, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn’t pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her was a salesman. “Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?”
Very uncomfortably she asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?”
He answers, “Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to s*** when you hear the price.”