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Two blonde housewives are sittin on the patio one afternoon when the husband of one of them comes home. He hands his wife a bouquet of flowers and walks in the house.
She turns to the second blonde housewife and says, “Well, I know what I’ll be doin tonite. I’ll be lying flat on my back with my legs spread and my feet in the air.”
Puzzled, the second blonde housewife asks, “Dont you have a vase then?”
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!
ha ha ha…… i`ve told you, i`m going to dye my hair!!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
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