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    Gix
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    Our bike which art in horsepower

    Hallowed be thy chain

    Thy service come, thy wheelie done

    On A roads as well as B

    Give us this day our daily knee down

    And forgive us our speeding offences

    As we tear mirrors off those who swerve in front of us

    And lead us not into jail sentences

    But deliver us fron accidents

    For thine is the engine, the power and the glory

    For ever and ever ride on.

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

    #22717
    imperialdata
    Keymaster

    Amen

    #22718
    Radar
    Moderator

    Amen!



    Donate – Or Imperial Data will have you sorted!


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