We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where:
means a smile and
is a frown.
Well, how about some “ARSEICONS?”
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse
(__!__) a fat arse
(!) a tight arse
(_*_) a sore arse
{_!_} a wobbly arse
(_o_) an arse that’s been around
(_x_) kiss my arse
(_X_) leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) a tired arse
(_E=mc2_) a smart arse
(_$_) Money coming out of his arse
(_?_) Dumb Arse