Another Blonde Joke

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Bob and his wife live up north.
One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplough can get through” Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplough can get through.” Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says “We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today.
You must park………..” then the electric power goes out.
Bob’s wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
says, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plough can get through?” With the love and
understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes, Bob says, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”

LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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