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Two American tourists are sitting in a restaurant in deepest Welsh Wales. The name of the town is thirteen feet long with no clues as to how it is pronounced.
As a waitress passes one of the fellas says “excuse me young lady, could you please say slowly and clearly where we are?”
The waitress leans over and slowly says
“Bur-ger-king”
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
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