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    THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    For a female: Any part under a car’s hood.
    For a male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
    VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
    Male: Playing football without a helmet.
    COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner. Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
    BUTT (but) n.
    Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes ”look bigger.”
    Male: what you slap when someone’s scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
    COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
    Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.
    ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
    FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
    Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
    Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
    MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
    REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes. [:D]

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