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Three blokes in a pub.
One says to the other two, “If you had to compare your wife to a bird, what type of bird would she be?”
The first one replies,” I would compare my wife to a Swan as she is elegant and has beautiful white skin”.
The second bloke says,” I would compare my wife to a Skylark as she is small and petite and has a wonderful singing voice”.They both looked at the other guy and asked him for his comparison to which he retorted…
” I would compare my with to a Thrush because she’s an irritating c**t!”
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