Q: Did you hear about the prostitute who was into bondage?
A: She was strapped for cash.
Q: What does an atheist shout when she’s having an orgasm?
A: “Darwin! Oh, Darwin!”
Q: How is the Wonder Bra like a cattle drive?
A: They both head ’em up and move ’em out.
Q: What do you think will happen if sperm donors’ identities
are revealed to their offspring?
A: It would be disastrous… they’d just stop coming.
Q: What goes “Ha! Ha! Thump! Thump!”
A: A man laughing his balls off.
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
A: His wife died.
Q: What’s a dildo farmer’s greatest threat?
A: Squatters.
Q: What do you use to fry a dick?