15 Best Excuses for Falling Asleep at Your Desk

15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course you sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the top off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are you discriminating against people who practice yoga?

I was doing a “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) that I
learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me go to.

7) Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

6) The coffee machine is broken…

5) Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.

4) Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!

3) Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic.

2) I wasn’t sleeping. I was trying to pick up a contact lens without my hands.

1) Amen

LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!