Medical Advice

After a many years of married life, a man finds that he is no longer able to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.

Finally the doctor says to him: “This is all in your mind” and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the psychiatrist, the shrink confesses, “I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured.” And he refers the man to a Cajun witch doctor.

The witch doctor says, “I can cure this.” He throws some powder on a flame and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says, “This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year!
All you have to do is say ‘123’ and it shall rise for as long as you wish!” The guy then asks the witch doctor, “What happens when it’s over?” The witch doctor says, “All you or your partner has to say is ‘1234’ and it will go down. But be warned – after that, it will not work again for another year!”

The guy goes home, and that night he is so excited and eager to surprise his wife, he can’t wait to go to bed. They get in bed and he says, “123”, and just like magic, he gets an erection. His wife turns over and says, “What did you say ‘123’ for?”

LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!