Difference 30 Years Make……..

1975: Long hair
2005: Longing for hair

1975: Acid rock
2005: Acid reflux

1975: Moving to Cape Town because it’s cool
2005: Moving to Cape Town because it’s warm

1975: Trying to look like Liz Taylor
2005: Trying NOT to look like Liz Taylor

1975: Seeds and stems
2005: Roughage

1975: Going to a new, hip joint
2005: Receiving a new hip joint

1975: Rolling Stones
2005: Kidney Stones

1975: Passing the drivers’ test
2005: Passing the vision test

1975 : Drinking hard liquor
2005 : Hard to drink liquor

1975 : Taking drugs that destroy your life
2005 : Taking drugs that prolong your life

Just in case you weren’t feeling too old today, this will certainly
change things.

The people who are starting university in February across the nation
were born in 1987.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had M-Net or Sky.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They can’t imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. even is.

They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet?

LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!