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- March 19, 2005 at 10:45 am #9787ScouserParticipant
A day trip to skeggie last year
Still didn’t get me knee down!
Be seen and be Safe!
March 19, 2005 at 12:13 pm #23566imperialdataKeymasterThink we have a new caption competition! How about:
“Police reduce the amount of speeed cameras in Skegness after teaming up with Honda to offer cheap motorcycles”
I’m sure you can do better!
March 19, 2005 at 1:10 pm #23567GixParticipant“Motorcycle manufacturers design new ’roundabout friendly’ bikes for those riders who find remaining upright whilst negotiating roundabouts difficult…”[:p]
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
March 19, 2005 at 10:20 pm #23568DiggerParticipantNew police speed re-habilitation course. You have been warned!
Take it easy out there
March 20, 2005 at 7:15 pm #23569GSF K1ParticipantNew goverment statistics show that the average biker has the mental age of 6.
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
March 20, 2005 at 8:10 pm #23570ScouserParticipant‘GP Testing at Sepang shows promise!’
Be seen and be Safe!
March 29, 2005 at 8:15 pm #23571GSF K1ParticipantThe latest Yamaha “plastic fantastic R0.002” introduced to the UK public in Skegness.
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
April 2, 2005 at 9:19 am #23572GixParticipant“Bandit riders get chance to have some fun”
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
April 6, 2005 at 8:50 pm #23573GSF K1ParticipantHey Gixer… theres a hole in the side of that red one.. must have dropped a con-rod
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
April 6, 2005 at 9:42 pm #23574GixParticipantYour bikes red aint it? [:0]
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
April 7, 2005 at 9:27 pm #23575GSF K1ParticipantYeh.. but it never revs above tickover! Too many bloody speed cameras around here at the moment!
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
April 7, 2005 at 11:19 pm #23576GixParticipantLots round here too, thats why I go further afield……well usually any way! Aint going now where at mo![!]
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
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