This guy marries a Japanese mail-order bride. She doesn’t speak any English.
During sex she always starts screaming “YOSHI DOSHI, YOSHI DOSHI!!!”
and her husband interprets this as meaning “Very Good!”.
A few months later, the husband goes out golfing with some Japanese Business associates.
The one fellow gets a hole in one and the husband Figures he’ll impress the guy so he claps his hands and yells “YOSHI DOSHI!!!”
The Japanese guy gets really peeved off and yells back “What do you mean, wrong hole?”
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!