Insulted wife

A women comes sobbing to her husband and says, “I was on the phone with the chemist and he insulted me.”

Enraged, the husband gets in his car and goes to the chemist.

“Let me explain…” says the chemist hastily when the husband storms into the shop and confronts him, “Let me explain what happened. I woke up late this morning, coz the alarm didn’t go off. Then on my way to work I accidentally locked myself out of the house with the car keys inside. I had to break a window to get in. The traffic was terrible on the way, and I was very late to work. there was a long line at the counter when I got there. I was attending to a customer, I bent down under the table to pick something up, I hit my head on the counter and staggered backwards, and knocked over a stack of cereal boxes. It was then that the phone rang, and your wife asked me how to use a rectal thermometer, I swear… all I did was to tell her exactly how to.”

LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!