Do Re Mi – by Homer J. Simpson

DOUGH… The stuff that buys me beer.
RAY… The guy that sells me beer.
ME… The guy who drinks the beer
FAR… The distance to my beer.
SO… I think I’ll have a beer.
LA… La la la la la la beer.
TEA… No thanks, I’m drinking beer.
That will bring us back to… (Looks into an empty glass) “D’OH!”

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LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!