The perfect man

The perfect man is gentle,
Never cruel or mean,
He has a beautiful smile,
And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children,
And will raise them by your side,
He will be a good father,
As well as a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man likes cooking,
Cleaning and vacuuming too,
He’ll do anything in his power,
To convey his feelings of love for you.

The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name,
He’s a best friend to your mother,
And kisses away your pain.

He never has made you cry,
Or hurt you in any way,
……….. To hell with this endless poem,
The perfect man is GAY

LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!