Golf Joke

There were 2 golfers on the golf course. One of the men pulled out a cigarette, and asked his friend for a light. His friend pulls out a 12 inch bic lighter.
“Wow! Where did you get such a large Bic?”
“Oh my genie got it for me.”
“Your genie? You have a genie? Where is he?”
“He’s in my golf bag.”
The friend say’s, “Can I see him?”
“Yeah sure.”
So the friend looks in the bag and out comes the genie; “I am your masters best friend. Would you grant me just one wish?”
The genie says, “Yes just one wish.”
So the man wishes for a million bucks. The genie goes back in the golf bag without saying a word. Petty soon the sky starts to get dark. Then it gets even darker. The man looks up and sees a milion ducks flying over. He gets really upset, and says, “What is the matter with your genie? Is he hard of hearing? I said a million BUCKS not a million DUCKS!”
His friend turns and says to him, “Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch Bic?”

LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!