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Fred died. So his wife Flo went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. The gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Flo what she would like to say about Fred.
Flo replied, “Just put, ‘Fred died.'”
The gentleman, somewhat perplexed, said, “That’s all? Just ‘Fred died?’
Surely, there must be something more you’d like to say about Fred. If it’s money you’re concerned about, the first five words are free. We really should say something more.”
So Flo pondered for a few minutes and finally said, “O.K., then. Put ‘Fred died. Harley for sale.”
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
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