10 Things Men Won’t Say

1. Let’s watch Lifetime!
2. Sex is overrated.
3. I don’t want to go too far on the first date.
4. Yes, I did notice your sister’s breasts are bigger than yours.
5. There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
6. I’m glad I don’t have a large penis.
7. My hips are too big.
8. Aw, can’t we watch Oprah?
9. Does this suit make me look fat?
10.I’ll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.

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