tendjewberrymud

You must read this aloud (for the full effect).
Just say any unfamiliar words phonetically. It’s
amazing, you will understand what
‘tendjewberrymud’
means by the end of the conversation. This has
been nominated for best email of 1999. The following
is a telephone conversation between a hotel guest and
room-service operator, at a hotel in somewhere in
Asia. The call was recorded and later published
in the Far East Economic Review. Here it goes….

Room Service (RS): “Morny. Ruin sorbees.”

Guest (G): “Sorry, I thought I dialed
room-service”

RS: “Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor
sunteen??”

G: “Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs”

RS: “Ow July den?”

G: “What??”

RS: “Ow July den?…pry, boy, pooch?”

G : “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry,
scrambled please.”

RS: “Ow July dee bayhcem…crease?”

G: “Crisp will be fine.”

RS : “Hokay. An San tos?”

G: “What?”

RS: “San tos. July San tos?”

G: “I don’t think so”

RS: “No? Judo one toes??”

G: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t
know
what ‘judo one toes’ means.

RS: “Toes! Toes!…why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow
english mopping we bother?”

G: “English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying
‘Toast.’ Fine. Yes, an english muffin will be
fine.

RS: “We bother?”

G: “No…just put the bother on the side.”

RS: “Wad?”

G: “I mean butter…just put it on the side.”

RS: “Copy?”

G: “Sorry?”

RS: “Copy…tea…mill?”

G: “Yes. Coffee please, and that’s all.”

RS: “One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache,
crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bot
her honey sigh, and copy….rye??”

G: “Whatever you say”

RS: “Tendjewberrymud”

G: “You’re welcome.”
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