pinoy and kano

A Filipino (Pinoy) is having breakfast in a hotel in France one morning… coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when an American (Kano), chewing gum, sits down next to him. (Kano is a foreigner)

The Pinoy ignores the Kano who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:

Kano: “You Filipinos eat the whole bread??”

Pinoy: “Of course.”

Kano: (after blowing a huge bubble) “We don’t. In America, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines.” The American has a smirk on his face.

The Pinoy listens in silence. Still The American persists.

Kano: “Do you eat jelly with the bread??”

Pinoy: “Of Course.”

Kano: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). “We don’t. In America we eat fresh fruits for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the Philippines.”

The Pinoy ( already pissed with Kano) asks: “Do you have sex in America?”

Kano: “Why of course we do.”

Pinoy (now smirking): “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”

Kano (a bit puzzled): “We throw them away, of course.”

Pinoy: “We don’t. In my beloved Philippines, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them into chewing gum and sell them to America! []

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