LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHEQUE!

Today be my baby girl’s 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments!
So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha to come to my house and when she get there I say “Baby girl, I want you to take this cheque over to yo momma’s house and tell her this be the last cheque she ever be gettin’ from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the ‘spression on yo mama’s face.”

So my baby girl she take the cheque over to her. I be anxious to hear what she say and what she look like.
Baby girl walk through the door and I say, “Now what yo momma say ’bout that?” She say to tell you that “you ain’t my daddy” …. and watch the ‘spression on yo face.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!