Inflatable man:

An inflatable man met an inflatable woman and after several years of courtship they married and soon were the proud parents of an inflatable son. The years went by and soon the inflatable boy was ready for school, he
went to an inflatable school which had inflatable teachers and an inflatable head.

One day the inflatable boy was bored with school so he took a pin and punctured his classmates, his teachers, his headmaster, his school and his parents and then he punctured himself.

He awoke several hours later in a hospital bed and looking around him he saw his headmaster lying in the next bed. ‘I’m so sorry’ he sobbed to the headmaster.

‘Sorry?? Sorry??!!!’ screamed the headmaster, ‘Do you know what you’ve done? Not only have you let me down, you’ve let down your teachers, your friends, your parents and your school and above all, you’ve let yourself
down’ …