The doctor

One night a man and a woman are in a bar downing a few beers. they strike up a conversation and quickly discover they’re both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, ‘Hey, how about we sleep together tonight?’ No strings attached – one night of fun.’

The woman agrees, so they go back to her place. She tells the bloke to get comfortable while she goes into the bathroom. Then she starts scrubbing up like she’s about to go into the operating theatre. She scrubs away for a good10-20 minutes.

Finally she goes into the bedroom and they have sex.

Afterwards the man says to the woman ‘You’re a surgeon, aren’t you?’

‘Yeah, how did you know?’

‘I could tell by the way you scrubbed up.’

‘Oh, that makes sense.’ says the woman.

‘You’re an anaesthetist, aren’t you?’

‘Yeah.’ says the man. ‘How did you know?’

‘Because I never felt a ****ing thing.’