A little old lady with blue hair entered the sex aids shop and asked in a quavering voice, “Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-l d-dildoes h-here?”
The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady’s appearance in his shop, answered, “Uh, yes ma’am. We do.”
The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked, “D-do y-you ha-ave an-ny ab-bb-bout th-this lon-ong?”
“Well, yes maam, we do. We have several that size.”
Forming a 5″ circle with her fingers, she then asked, “A-are an-nny of th-them about thi-is b-big ar-round-d?”
“Well……yes ma’am, a few of them are about that big.”
“D-do aa-ny of t-them ha-ave a v-v-vibra-a-ator?”
“Yes, ma’am, one of them does.”
“W-w-well, h-how d-do yo-ou t-t-turn t-t-he f-f-f-f-ff-f*cking thing off?”