Request By The P*nis

The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

– has to work hard;
– has to work at great depths;
– has to work upside down;
– has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work;
– has to work in a high humidity environment;
– has to work at high temperatures;
– does not get weekends and holidays off;
– even has to work more at weekends and holidays
– does not get time off after extra hours of work;
– has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.

Request Denied … for the following reasons:

– does not work 8 hours in a row;
– does not answer immediately to all requests;
– needs continuous attention to perform at work;
– after a short activity period, falls asleep at work;
– retires too early;
– does not work at all unless pushed from behind;
– does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work;
– sometimes leaves work, too early

Although it is noted that:

Often arrives much earlier than expected
Shows an inordinate keenness to work
Willing to work at extraordinary times without much persuasion
Happy to try out new jobs in different positions
Prefers working without any special clothing
Always happy to try alternative locations