Wishes

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,

“For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”

“Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband” said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the
Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband’s turn. He thought for a moment and said: “Well,
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.
I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish…

So the fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.