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    Born2BMild
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    Pleased to inform customers that the YorkshireBank are now installing the Next Generation of new “Drive-thru” cash point machines: Customers will in future be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to you (Male Or Female).

    Please remember and follow these instructions when you use the machine for the first time.

    MALE PROCEDURE
    1 Drive up to the cash machine.
    2 Wind down your car window.
    3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
    6 Wind up window
    7 Drive off

    FEMALE PROCEDURE
    1 Drive up to cash machine
    2 Reverse back the required amount to align car
    3 Re-start the stalled engine
    4 Wind down the window
    5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
    6 Turn the radio down
    7 Attempt to insert card into machine
    8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
    9 Insert card
    10 Re-insert card the right way up
    11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
    12 Enter PIN.
    13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    14 Enter amount of cash required
    15 Check make-up in rear view mirror
    16 Retrieve cash and receipt
    17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
    18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
    19 Re-check make-up again
    20 Drive forwards 2 meters
    21 Reverse back to cash machine
    22 Retrieve card
    23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
    24 Restart stalled engine and pull off
    25 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
    26 Release handbrake

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