A very elderly gentleman,(mid nineties)very well dressed, hair well
groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of
a good after shave, presenting a well looked-after image, walks into
an upscale cocktail lounge. Seated at the bar is an elderly looking
lady, (mid eighties).
The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her, orders a drink,
takes a sip, turns to her and says, “So tell me, do I come here often?”
Go out with a BANG… Light a fart!