Remarry?

a husband and wife sitting in bed reading, the wife looks over him and asks the question: what would you do if i died? would you get married again?

husband”definatly not!”
wife:”why not? dont you like being married?”
husband:”of course i do”
wife:”then why wouldnt you get re-married?”
husband:”ok ok, id get married again”
wife:”you would?” *with hurt look*
husband: *makes audible groan*
wife:”would you live in our house?”
husband:”sure its a great house”
wife:”would you sleep with her in our bed?”
husband:”where else would she sleep?”
wife:”would you let her drive my car?”
husband:”probably, its almost new”
wife:”would you replace my pictures with hers?”
husband:”that would be the proper thing to do”
wife:”would you give her my jewellery?”
husband:”no, she would want her own”
wife:”would she use my golf clubs?”
husband:”no, shes left handed”
wife:**silence**
husband:”sh*t”

LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!