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- December 3, 2005 at 10:16 pm #10863speedy claireParticipant
If money is a bit tight this year I thought you might appreciate this handy tip for making your own xmas presents…….
How to make bedroom slippers out of sanitary towels:
You will need four maxi pads to make a pair.
First, lay two of them flat on the floor for the foot part then wrap the other two around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.
Decorate the tops with whatever you desire…. silk, flowers, etc.
These slippers are:-
a) Soft and Hygienic
b) Have non-slip grip strips on the soles
c) Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
d) No more bending over to mop up spills
e) Disposable and biodegradableAnd come in 3 convenient sizes: Regular, Light day, and Get out the Sand Bags.
I`d appreciate it if you could all let me know your sizes
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!….
Deep down inside me there`s a skinny girl trying to come out, but normally I can shut that b*tch up with some chocolate!…..
December 3, 2005 at 11:53 pm #38276Born2BMildParticipant[]I’d raise a few eyebrows wearing those at work, Claire.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggie until you can find a big stick!December 4, 2005 at 10:39 am #38277ScouserParticipantJust wear them once a month B2B!
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